Learn How Cool I Am!

This is the website for the Alcoholic Anthropologist! I am the world's leading expert--on everything!

About Us

Dedicated Edumacationist!

I'm dedicated to edumucating you about how awesome I am and how I know everything about everything! I know it all! And you don't!

First-Rate Offerings Praising Me!

On my website, you'll learn how I'm smarter than all the rest of all those pretend "scientists" put together! Why? Because I'm the Alcoholic Anthropologist, and I said so!

My Mission

My mission is to prove to the world that I'm totally awesome--even without a graduate degree! In fact, a graduate degree would merely hold me back! I cannot be contained by any silly little advanced degree! Woo-hoo!

Course Catalog

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Events

Tuesdays

School Tour

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Crowbar Inn

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Tuesdays

School Tour

Tour for prospective alcoholics.

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm

Crowbar Inn

Wednesday

Financial Aid Q&A

6:00 pm - 2:00 am

Crowbar Inn

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Wednesday

Financial Aid Q&A

Do you have questions about financial aid? Easy answer! You're here to aid my finances! It ain't cheap being an unemployed alcoholic anthropologist!

6:00 pm - 2:00 am

Crowbar Inn

Saturday

Open Bar

10:00 am - 3:00 am

Crowbar Inn

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Saturday

Open Bar

Visit a nearby bar and view up-close and personal how an alcoholic anthropologist lives and works!

10:00 am - 3:00 am

Crowbar Inn

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