I'm dedicated to edumucating you about how awesome I am and how I know everything about everything! I know it all! And you don't!
On my website, you'll learn how I'm smarter than all the rest of all those pretend "scientists" put together! Why? Because I'm the Alcoholic Anthropologist, and I said so!
My mission is to prove to the world that I'm totally awesome--even without a graduate degree! In fact, a graduate degree would merely hold me back! I cannot be contained by any silly little advanced degree! Woo-hoo!